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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 02:34

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

As a friend of Megan's who also watches Suits, would you advise her not to return to the show in order to protect her character's reputation?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No go.

When a narcissist mad at their new supply, do they take it out on the old supply?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Is TikTok a creation of the porn industry? To make porn more normalized and accepted? So the porn industry doesn’t lose customers?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

Nike on Amazon; Nike’s Disastrous Pivot; Inevitability, Intentionality, and Amazon - Stratechery by Ben Thompson

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

So they tried

What was the worst spanking you got growing up?

Unacceptable again!

No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Alabama reports its first 2025 case of this dangerous virus - AL.com

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!

Obesity Newcomer Metsera, Up 23%, Enters The Ring With A Punch - Investor's Business Daily

Everyone loved it.

share office space ...

No, not a chance

Is dating in college necessary? Why and why not?

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

Thumbs down again.

iOS 19: All the rumored changes Apple could be bringing to its new operating system - TechCrunch

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Do you ever feel like you are doing good, but would do better if people hadn’t blamed you or even bothered you? I have gotten lonely, but I always am up to something (creating my destiny).

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

They put up a sign reading

Then came..

Doctors And Scientists Are Revealing Things People Don't Realize Are Wildly Bad For Their Health - BuzzFeed

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Is it common for Americans to feel "trapped" due to the size and distance of their country from other countries/continents? Is this feeling an exaggeration or a reality?